I’ve got two pills in my pocket. I’ve got six more in my bag. She’s got cute, new blue rockets. He’s got, like, 13 tabs. I’ve got Molly a plenty. They’ve got that G galore. And they’ve got a lot of poppers if you wanna pop some more.

I took a little bit of Ritalin. While I waited for it to settle in, I had a half a lab of Adderall. And now, I’m having at the Fireball. You sniff a lump of ketamine. She insufflates amphetamines. Now, pass around the round of rum. Lick, dip, rub your gums. Sniff, quick. Now, let’s have some fun.

We don’t need drugs to have fun. But the drugs make it much more fun, so we chug club drugs till the sun comes up.

I’ve got gin in this bottle. She’s got zin in his cup. They’ve got these awesome goggles. She’s got flow – fuck him up! They’ve got a lot of powder they bought behind the sub. Thank God, it’s getting louder, ‘cause we all turnin’ up.

These lights are fuzzy. Was s/he touching me? ‘Cause we’re just flaccid. Fuck coke. I’m broke and tokin’ on some weed and need antacid. You huff another bump of ketamine. Wait, fuck. That was Adde-moll-amine. Chew a shroom and boom. Want some? Lick, dip, rub your gums. Sniff, quick. Now, let’s have some fun.

We don’t need drugs to have fun. But the drugs make it much more fun, so we chug club drugs till the sun comes up.